sexaulity:

when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

image

(via jesuschristvevo)

notes
date
27-07-2014
notes
date
27-07-2014

Long distance relationships

It’s like you want nothing more than to touch someone else and be around them and feel them next to you but you can’t you can only stare at them through a screen and only imagine what it’s like and try to gather up all of your memories that you have with them but you can’t and you have this part of you that wants to break through your ribcage but just fucking can’t

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

(via the-amazing-fanboy)

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

(via the-amazing-fanboy)

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via the-amazing-fanboy)

notes
date
26-07-2014
  • Person: So where are you from?
  • Me: I come from the land of the ice and snow from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
notes
57
date
26-07-2014

bigrnac:

um lmfao yeah i do drugs *snorts oxygen*

(Source: ouijasquiji, via perks-of-being-chinese)