trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

(via africandad)

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta, via centsoftime)

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

(via africandad)

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89
date
28-08-2014

lsosceles:

*sexts in mla format*

(via crunchier)

lsosceles:

emoji are slowly becoming second wave hieroglyphics

(via crunchier)

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via africandad)

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

eclecticpandas:

reasons to date me:

  • i’m single

(Source: eclecticpandas, via retiredjesus)

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(Source: despute, via crunchier)

notes
date
28-08-2014
notes
date
28-08-2014

broaaadbean:

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

(Source: despotique, via retiredjesus)

orumenkoruben:

memes i want back:

  • image

(via crunchier)