hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

(via frosted)

the perks of being an ugly piece of shit

(Source: saticfy, via crunchier)

humorking:

me auditioning to model

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(Source: humorking, via perks-of-being-chinese)

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: evaunit08, via frosted)

dulect:

" I think we’ll skip on the pizza tonight and have a home cooked meal"

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

unclefather:

You know what to do with that big fat butt…

Please sit down. We’re trying to get information about this murder you witnessed.

(via retiredjesus)

letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

(Source: skittlevodka, via crunchier)

redundantz:

easied:

if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them

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(via ihills)

blumbitch:

Friends who bring up embarrassing things you did a long time ago 

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(via frosted)

louisranger:

i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape

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(Source: , via perks-of-being-chinese)

notes
date
19-09-2014

untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

(via frosted)

notes
date
19-09-2014

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(Source: petewanks, via frosted)